Thinning the 2012 Field
Thursday, June 25, 2009 at 08:40 PM EDT
So, as all the world now knows, South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford has become the latest politician publicly revealed as being unable to keep it in his pants.
Itâ€™s no secret, especially in these troubled times, that people in positions of power have stressful jobs and sometimes need to get away from their day-to-day lives. However, this doesnâ€™t necessarily extend so far as to simply disappear without a word to your family or your staff as to where the hell you might be. Thatâ€™s irresponsible at best, and criminally negligent at worst.
The fact that he was in Argentina having an affair, though sensationalized by the media, is very much secondary to the dereliction of duty we saw there.
Also, Governor? Donâ€™t blab about family values and the Ten Commandments while youâ€™re screwing around. That kind of hypocrisy will come back to bite you in the ass.
Which brings me to 2012.
Sanford was considered to be a contender for the Republican nomination. I think he can probably kiss that prospect goodbye.
Weâ€™ve already seen John Ensign fall victim to the same issue, Bobby Jindal firmly stick his foot in his mouth on (among other things) volcano monitoring, Newt Gingrich get blasted for calling Supreme Court nominee Sonia Sotomayor a racist, Rick Perry suggest that his state secede from the Unionâ€¦.
Things donâ€™t looks so good for the GOP in 2012. Romney and Barbour are certainly prospects, but for how long?
Did they all get together at the party convention last year, shake a Magic 8-ball and say â€œOK, in April *point* YOU get to screw it up, and *shake* hereâ€™s how. In May, itâ€™s *point* YOUR turn, and youâ€™ll do it *shake* like thisâ€¦â€
Next, weâ€™ll find incriminating pictures of Sarah Palin with HER hot Argentinian mistress.
Actually, Iâ€™d pay good money to see that.
NOTE: I know that there has been no shortage of Democrats with blanketeering issues (Clinton, Edwards, Spitzer etc.) â€“ but theyâ€™re not the ones in the news right now.
This article originally appeared on That Other Blog, Way Over There.