Drunkards, addicts, and adulterers, oh my! Repubs and their on-air supporters
By Lee Russ
Sunday, March 04, 2007 at 05:23 PM
Okay, I was reading something by Glenn Beck the other day and it struck me how similar his shtick and his psyche are to the many other ranting righters on the air. Which led to some more thought and a little investigation into the some of the other personality traits and behaviors members of this breed of "conservative" have in common.Here's the rundown on addictions, infidelities, and divorces, from about 4 hours of poking around (sources only for the ones not well known):
George Bush--admitted ex-alcoholic
Tom DeLay--admitted alcoholic, estranged from his family
Bill Bennett--admitted betaholic
Melanie Morgan--admitted betaholic; left young child in care of her teenaged stepson, who hit the child and triggered social services investigation; I believe she has one divorce
Glenn Beck--admitted alcoholic and drug abuser; claims to have considered suicide; one divorce
Dick Cheney--at least one drunk driving arrest
Other prominent Repubs with some evidence of alcoholism/drug abuse, although under circumstances where this could simply be an excuse for illegal behavior:
Bob Ney, the convicted Ohio ex-Congressman
Randy "Duke" Cunningham
2. Sexual and/or marital behaviors contrary to their rants
Mike Savage--allegedly gay or bisexual; there are supposedly pictures of him naked with Alan Ginsburg the gay poet
Rush Limbaugh--multiple divorces
Bill O'Reilly--sexual harassment of subordinate
Other prominent Repubs with known affairs and/or divorces:
3. Dodging their origins
Ann Coulter--daughter of well-to-do lawyer who made living representing management against unions, raised in privileged little enclave in Connecticutt.
Laura Ingraham--another affluent Connecticutt child of privilege (see Coulter)
Bill O'Reilly--son of white collar accountant, although he always claims to have been raised blue collar
Rush & David Limbaugh--sons of prominent Missouri judge, although they also like to portray themselves as blue collar-type friends of the working man
4. Unmarried folks who preach family values and the sanctity of marriage
Ann Coulter--pretty sure she is unmarried
Laura Ingraham--pretty sure she is unmarried
Bill O'Reilly--pretty sure she is unmarried
And that's 4 hours, folks.
It's the addicts who get me. Talk to any experienced addiction counselor and they'll tell you that addicts who have given up their addiction tend to be arrogant, opinionated, and very very unwilling to accept criticism while being hypercritical of others.
Could we have a national political movement based substantially on recovering alcoholics? A sanctity of marriage movement led by people who never experienced marriage or experienced it so many times that it's hard to believe they really find it sacred? A populist movement to preserve the values of the "common man" against a snobbish elite, but led by members of the snobbish elite?
With apologies to Country Joe McDonald:
THE FEELIN' LIKE I'M FIXIN' TO CRY RAG
And it's one, two, three, what are they fightin' for?
Don't ask 'em they don't give a damn,
It's all just one big scam.
And it's five, six, seven,
Open up the pearly gates.
St. Peter will ask 'em all who they hate.
It'll be just about all of us