As one of the "old farts" of the firm, a young person approached me today and asked, "What's causing these banks to go bust?"
I made such a face. "Do you understand how a helicopter can move laterally?"
"No."
I snort. "The helicopter issue is much easier....."
Sadly, there is no easy or pat answer as to what's causing major banks like Lehman, Merrill Lynch and others to poop themselves into insolvency. Lee, Rogers, me, we've done our best to keep track of this entire mess.But, an easy answer? There is no such thing: Our economic Pripyat didn't take place overnight, and blame it on Bushwhack if you like, but...he's just one idiot in a chain of them.
A very long chain, and perhaps my analogy of nuclear may work, eh?
Years ago, following a huge financial meltdown called The Great Depression, Franklin Roosevelt and congress went to work to attempt to put into place many safeguards, control mechanisms and regulations to prevent a return to a runaway finanical warhead. They must've worked, because as of those regulations, laws, combined with strong unions, America had a pretty darned nice economy from 1945 onwards.
Except, some wiseacres started griping. The Money People, for lack of a better term, and from FDR's death up until this year, they ain't stopped griping. Slowly, over time, they bitched and whined and moaned and peed in their pants that "we can't make money with regulations and taxes in our way!"
The first "control rod" removed, methinks, is Nixon's idiotic move to take America off the gold standard, replacing it with the oil standard. Lovely move, it allowed millionares to become billionaires, but made the dollar worth even less, pushing it into "true" fiat status, that is, it became only worth whatever the markets said it was worth.
A small number of "rods" were yanked when a shitty actor became president, and his team of goons decided it was time to commit to an untested theory: Supply-side economics. The theory works...but only in Fantasyland. The idea is simple: Allow the rich to get richer, the goodies will "trickle" downhill.
One big control rod yanked was called Deregulation. Deregulate airlines, banks, stocks, you name it. Hire regulators who don't. Fire regulators who do. Replace regulators with industry hacks. Fire chairman of the Fed and replace with...a deregulator. Starting to make sense now?
Next control rod to yank: Jobs. Start allowing jobs to go overseas, as labor is expensive, and unions suck the life blood out of...profits. Yes, anothe whining excuse, of course.
Then comes Clinton, who pulls more rods, mainly, signing off on Nafta.
Last stop in the failure mechanism: Point failed mama's boy into White House and turn him and his cronies totally loose, deregulate even more, rewrite bankruptcy laws to favor Visa and Mastercard, and oh, yes, act like a fucking communist and promote Globalism.
Wait and watch reactor...the economy...run away and then blow.
See, the 2001 recession never really recovered: The housing "bubble" was a scam to cover up the horror: Jobs going overseas, so? Charge it. Let Big Finance replace manufacturing as the economic engine. And Big Finance did just that.
Except a law of Financial Physics leapt into play: "Who the hell's gonna pay for it all????"
And like the market crash of 1927, it snowballed into SCRAM mode slowly, but SCRAM it did:
Jobs go overseas. Unions are decimated. Workers lose jobs, but still attempt to buy houses, cars, clothes and food. Workers get shit jobs, which do not pay anything like old jobs, so.......something's gonna give, right?
Yet, Big Finance had a clever scam: "Let's hand out shitty loands to those who can't afford them, then, we'll repackage those loans as AAA investments to dopey schmucks overseas!" We can call this the Positive Void Thingie, yes.
So, homeowners start defaulting. Housing values tank. Suddenly, all that leveraged cash...imaginary money invented on loans...disappears into The Nothingness. Banks start to collapse. Economy slows. More jobs vanish...
..and the economy behaves like an RBMK reactor, catches fire and all of us stand around and go "Holeeeeeee shit!!!!!!!!"
Who's to blame? Why, the banks, of course, as they were the whiners who wanted deregulation to begin with, demanded new bankruptcy laws that favor them, and yes, free market opium coupled with sending jobs overseas. Pour into blender, add idiotic voters who vote for this crap, and presto!
Now, the world sits back and wags their fingers. One economist, over at HuffPo says "this is to market fundamentalism what the Berlin wall was to communism."
Nope. This is financial Chernobyl, which just goes to show what happens when you deregulate, allow crooks to run things, and the radioactive financial fallout...is as deadly. Wall Street now glows at 5,000 roentgens/Hr.
And it's far from over. More reactors are going to go critical. And what can we do? So far, nothing.
Well, we can hope for another FDR. I'd like that myself.
Class dismissed!

