The 23d Qualm
By Lee Russ
Wednesday, May 03, 2006 at 08:17 AM
My wife got this in an e-mail, with no indication of who the author is. Just thought I'd share it.
Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.
He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests. He leadeth me into
He restoreth my fears.
He leadeth me into the paths of international Disgrace for his ego's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war, I will find
no exit, for thou art in office. The tax cuts for the rich and thy
media control, they discomfort me. Thou preparest an agenda of
deception in presence of the religion. Thou anointest my head with
foreign oil. My health insurance runneth out.
Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of
thy term, And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.