You know who I would love to meet?

By Anthony Levensalor

Tuesday, July 19, 2005 at 02:01 AM

If there was anyone I would meet if I could, any celebrity or political figure ('bout the same, these days), I'd have to throw my hat in for Rush Limbaugh.

Alone. Preferably in a place where he couldn't weasel out of a good argument. Scumbag.

Now that that's out of my system, I think if I had to choose someone I like and admire, and think I could get along with, it would probably be Bill Gates.

I know, I know, he's an imperialist dog, a capitalist piece of [insert excrement here]. Ya, ya, whatever. Point is, he's a geek, and a famous one. I'm a geek, and not a famous one.

I seriously doubt we'd chit chat about writing code, but I think I'd have a lot to say to him, and he'd have a lot to teach a young guy trying to build up a consulting company.

I've never been enamoured with movie stars and the like, though I doubt I would turn down a chance to meet that girl from the Herby movie. Lindsay something-or-other, right? Lehay? Shit, I dunno. She's cute, though.

~A!