My best friend watches (and believes) Bill O'Reilly!

By Mixter

Friday, December 02, 2005 at 06:11 AM

I don't normally talk politics with my best buddy, because I figured she and I pretty much thought along the same lines.  Boy, was I shocked yesterday when she told me that she was so angry because the ACLU was trying to take Christmas away.

I said, "WHAT?!  Who told you THAT?"  She told me that she saw it on the O'Reilly Factor.

I asked, "You don't actually WATCH that shit, do you?  You don't actually BELIEVE the crap that flies out of that man's mouth, right?"

"Well," she said, "I don't like how he is rude to his guests and yells at them at cuts them off.  And I don't agree with every single thing he says..."

"Did you know," I asked, "that on the FOX News website, until a day ago, they were selling Bill O'Reilly ornaments 'for your HOLIDAY shopping?'"

"No, I didn't know that!  Really?"

"Oh, yes," I said.  "Saw it with my own eyes.  So why do FOX and Bill O'Reilly hate Christmas?"

She kinda laughed at that one...

I told her to PLEASE take Loofah Man with a grain of salt, if she must watch him.  Meanwhile, I plan on sending her every link of every stupid thing that idiot has ever said (I'll be busy for a while, because there's a lot of them), and maybe she can see that he's just a lonely, greedy man who's full of shit.

I still love my best friend.  She's liberal in so many ways, and doesn't even realize it.  Even the good ones can be led astray once in a while.  I haven't been spending enough time with her, I guess.  :)  I consider it my duty to pull her from the fringes of the dark side.

Mixter