Random Thoughts

By Lee Russ

Monday, December 05, 2005 at 04:11 PM

Never let it be said that idle hands are the devil's workshop.  No, they are merely the window into the soul (whose I have no idea).  Things that occurred to me for no specific reason as I drove back to Vermont from Saratoga:

Has anyone ever considered that the president wears a wig and that it's simply on too tight?

If there is any such thing as a "jobette" instead of a job, I bet America is the world leader in that category.

Am I the only one who thinks that John Bolton looks like a villain you'd have seen on the old Dudley Doright cartoons?  That he acts like one, too?

If Ann Coulter is such a stand-up-for-America guy, how come she's not volunteering for military service?  Is she a lot older than she pretends?

If Jack Abramoff is a good Jew, Tom DeLay is a good Protestant, and Rick Santorum is a good Catholic, what exactly do you think Heaven looks like?  And does it have a safe place to keep your wallet?

If Mary Matalin and Bay Buchanan got into a fight, how could you lose?

When Rush Limbaugh got out of military service because of a pilonidal cyst, did he immediately yell "Cyst Boom Bah"???

How many bald animals does your average chickenhawk have?  It depends on the number of de-fur-ments they obtained.