Pat Robertson--God's Moron Speaks Again

Friday, January 06, 2006 at 06:55 AM

So Robertson the Holy hath spoken unto us again and madeth even less sense than usual.  Robertson's take on the stroke suffered by a very old, obese, and unhealthy Ariel Sharon is that the stroke is God's punishment for for Sharon's trying to "divide" Israel by abandoning some territory.

Isn't it interesting how Robertson knows so much after the fact?  Never before the fact?

Apart from his self-appointed role as God's chosen moron here on earth, I have to ask Mr. Robertson a couple of questions:

1. He bases God's punishment of Sharon on the bible--from a transcript of  God's chosen moron available on Raw Story
 "I think we need to look at the Bible and the Book of Joel. The prophet Joel makes it very clear that God has enmity against those who 'divide my land.'

Well, shouldn't Robertson start looking out for his own health, then?  After all, isn't America "God's land" now, too?  Isn't Robertson playing a major role in trying to divide it politically and spiritually, if not physically?

Where in the bible does it say it's okay to try to enrich yourself in business ventures in Africa and China by lying and cavorting with murderous tyrants (as Roberston so clearly has)?

How does he keep a straight face when he says this crap?