The House That Jack Bought

By The Lobotomist

Monday, January 30, 2006 at 06:56 AM

This is the House that Jack bought.

There's Tom DeLay
Who took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

Then there's Bob Ney,
Who said "OK",
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

And Senator Burns,
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

And there's John Doolittle, so aptly named,
He's now defamed!
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

There's Ralph Reed of the Christian Right,
Who joined the gang on some Scotland flights,
He's now defamed!
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

And there's Roy Blount from the "Show Me" state
He got HIS cut and thought it great!
And though he missed on the Scotland flights,
He's now defamed!
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

There's Senator Thad from "Missisipp!",
From Black Jack's cup, HE got a sip!
He got HIS cut and thought it great!
Who though he missed on the Scotland flights,
He's now defamed!
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

There's Denny Hastert, who got HIS share
And did Black Jack's will without a care,
From Black Jack's cup, HE got a sip!
He got HIS cut and thought it great!
Who though he missed on the Scotland flights,
He's now defamed!
For money he yearns
He said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.

Here is America, shocked and sad,
Alarmed to learn that it got this bad!
They did Black Jack's bidding without a care,
From Black Jack's cup, they got a sip!
They got their cuts and thought it great!
Although some missed on the Scotland flights,
They're now defamed!
For JUSTICE she yearns
They said "OK"
And took the Bribes
That paid for the House that Jack bought.