George Bush: Close, but not quite

By Lee Russ

Friday, March 24, 2006 at 04:24 PM

George Bush, speaking today in Indianapolis:
"I know it's troubled times," [President Bush] said. But, he added, "The only way we can lose is to lose our will."

Close, Mr. President, but as usual, not quite right.  There are several ways we can lose, including to:

--pretend that the only way to lose is to lose our will.

--lose our will to kick the Republicans out

--keep our George in.

--pretend that attack slogans can save us from the blind incompetence of our current leaders.