Chocolate Virgin Mary no help in chocolate distress

By Lee Russ

Friday, August 18, 2006 at 04:50 PM

You've heard of the piece of chocolate drippings that some workers think resembles the Virgin Mary?  The one that has given at least one employee "renewed faith?" Well exactly where was the chocolate Virgin Mary when this guy needed heavenly chocolate intervention?

Man trapped waist-deep in tank of thick chocolate for two hours
Aug 18, 2006
Canadian Press
KENOSHA, Wisconsin (AP) - It might sound like a chocoholic's dream, but stepping into a vat of bubbling chocolate became a two-hour nightmare for a 21-year-old man Friday morning.

Donovan Garcia, an employee of a company that supplies chocolate ingredients, said he was pushing the chocolate down into the vat at Debelis Corp. because it was stuck. But it became loose and he slid into the hopper.

"It was in my hair, in my ears, my mouth, everywhere," said Garcia, who has worked at the company for two years. "I felt like I weighed 900 pounds. I couldn't move."

The chocolate was 110 degrees (43 degrees C), hotter than a hot tub, said Capt. Greg Sinnen of the Kenosha Fire Department.

Co-workers, police and firefighters tried to free the man but couldn't get him loose until the chocolate was thinned out with cocoa butter.

"It was pretty thick. It was virtually like quicksand," said police Capt. Randy Berner.

Garcia was treated for minor injuries at a nearby medical centre and released.

[No word on whether the chocolate victim did, indeed, yell "FIRE!!" when he fell into the chocolate, as the Smothers Brothers predicted long ago]